The New Vegetarian

My own personal rules of vegetarianism, developed over the last 6 months:
1. I am a vegetarian. Not you. Therefore, it does not affect you, unless you are going to cook for me.
2. No, I don't have to tell you why. I don't ask you why you are Christian/wear horrible shoes/eat more cake than is good for you.
3. Flies that fly into your mouth whilst cycling do not count.
4. I am a vegetarian, not a pescetarian so no, I do not eat fish. How are they different from cows/chickens/etc.?
5. I still eat non-veggie cheese. No offence, but vegetarian cheese sucks.
6. Also, I am not giving up beer or wine.
7. I don't think I'd use catgut (actually sheep or goat intestine) to string an instrument though.
8. Restaurants, a green salad is not the equivalent of a steak.
9. I could probably still take you.
10. I reserve the right to change any and/or all of these rules whenever I feel like it.